Roommate:
It never takes you 45 minutes to do the dishes. Stop hovering in the kitchen in order to eavesdrop on my phone conversation and find something better to do with your time.
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If I just sit and stare at my essay, words will appear on the page, right? Isn’t that how school works?
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Dearest landlords of Ottawa
I really don’t want to be homeless next year. Pleaaaase let me rent an apartment.
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Things I should be doing:
- studying
Things I am doing instead:
- tumbling
